its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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