Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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