Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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