oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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