How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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