Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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