we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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