i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
