doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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