Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
