what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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