I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am naked and annoyed.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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