He disabled his match.com account in front of me
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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