S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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