He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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