i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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