READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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