I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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