Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Soap is not a condiment
You can't motorboat a personality
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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