It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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