You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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