can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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