yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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