I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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