operation have a gay friend backfired
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So. Much. Porn.
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