i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
