I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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