found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Is Oprah even human
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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