My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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