she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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