He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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