i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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