I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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