scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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