They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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