let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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