Porn is love you can see.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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