careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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