Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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