like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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