Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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