Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...