is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You are the jesus of drinking
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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