She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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