For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.