I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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