He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Randomize
