what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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