Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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