Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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