shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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