i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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