Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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