I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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