I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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