We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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