May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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