Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
All the doctor said was why
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