so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We need a shit load of segways right now
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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