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he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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