so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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