Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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