69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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