Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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